Sunday, August 13, 2006
CHAOS!
6:25 PM
Monday, May 01, 2006
8:30 PM
8:25 PM
Time to salvage the broken pieces of my dying blog..Yawn. I think I need to quit blogging for a while, and save some time to aid the GST..LOLX. *BURPP*
8:19 PM
Saturday, April 08, 2006
Haha. Does this poster look familiar? Do you remember that there was once that the DNT teachers like Ms Evelyn Chan showed us the movie, "You've Got Mail"? Now check out this poster. ROFL.
6:28 PM
Today's Kylie's birthday and I bought her a lullaby CD. So I can't post much for SOME REASONS. Yesterday, I got a pair of Nike shoes. Yay with a capital Y. Today, I got a Swatch watch. Yay with 2 capital Ys. My aunt went to Switzerland and came back with the watches. Well, yesterday was a really bad day. Cause my asthma had to affect me while I was running during PE lesson and then I was thinking like..Holy Crap, when will this stupid 1.6km run stop? Its really suckky to get asthma. I hate asthma. But yesterday was not so bad after I got new shoes. Yay with a triple capital Y. Yesterday, I called Guang Fu, my p6 friend. I was trying to remember his number and I remembered it but it was the wrong person. This was how the conversation between me and Mr. wrong number went:
Me: Hello, may I speak to Guang fu please?
Mr wrong: Are you looking for Pong Xu?
Me: Err..guang fu.
Mr wrong: Pong Xu is it? Oh, he kicked my dog and my dog died.
Me: errr..
-End of conversation-
LOL, it was pretty lame. Yesterday got that hong kong sad chick video during chinese lesson. Really cute. Hahas. Then Manish and Darryl and me started sharing lame jokes. Darryl said," Once upon a time, there was a guy who went to the dog shop and wanted to buy a guard dog. He asked the salesman for a recommendation. He pointed to a small dog and said," This dog knows karate, watch.." The salesman pointed to a chair and commanded, " Karate chair!" and the chair was karate chopped by the dog. The guy was amazed and bought the dog. When he went home, his father asked him why he bought such a small dog. He explained that the dog knows karate. His father said, " Karate my foot!" Lol, his father probably lost his leg. Then Manish said, " Once, there was a girl. She was coming home from school one day when a man said, " I pay you $5, help me take an apple from the apple tree." The girl agreed and plucked the apple. She went home and told her mother. Her mother said, " Silly girl lah, that man wants to see your undies" So the next day, she was walking home and then the same man said, " Pluck that coconut for me, I will pay you $50 dollars." She consented, but this time, she went to the bush for 5 minutes and then come back. Then she plucked the coconut. When she went home, she told her mother," Mama, today I very clever. The man asked me to pluck the coconut so I took off my undies in the bush, then only pick the coconut. Very clever rite?" LOL, a bit sick. Then I said, " There was an intensive care unit in a hospital, then after a patient had been entered into the ward, he or she would always die on the following day. Police sent a detective and the detective noticed that there was a cleaner who went in to clean the ward. She would always remove the plug, then plug in her vacuum cleaner. Then she go and suck up all the dirt, then unplug her vacuum cleaner then plug in the plugs originally there. This was what happened actually..She unplugged the plugs for the patient's oxygen/blood/dialysis machine etc. Then she vacuumed for an hour. By that time, the patient would have died. Then she plug back the original plug. LOL. Really lame. Okay, and yesterday's sports day was okay anyway. I cheered for Darryl but then Darryl got abdominal stitch so he lost the 4x100m race. Alamak. Okay, gotta go for kylie's party, and the dessert is chocolate fondue. YAY.
4:50 PM
Sunday, April 02, 2006
Merry Potter and his Merry day! Merry is on the left while baldy voldymort is on the right! whee!
4:46 PM
I haven't posted for two weeks!! Oh My..well, last week I didn't post as usual because the computer kinda got screwed up. IT KEPT SHUTTING DOWN! Thomas the CHOO CHOO train is either rotten up or eaten up, which ever fate is worst, haha. Next week is my cousin's birthday, and coincedentally, its my cousin Kyan's sister, Kylie! Description: Cute, good memory, superior intellect as compared to other babies of her age. ( Age? "SHE" people never ever tell you their age) Okay fine, she's three this year. She's also a bit sheepish, because she's born in the year of the goat. LOL. I'm still trying to find Ms Lau's blog! Alamak. Its so HARD. I mean DIFFICULT. Anyways, yesterday I went to "Sembawang Music Store" and I FOUND SMASH MOUTH'S 2001 CD! It features " I'm a believer", "all star" and "holiday in my head". Hiaxx, TONIGHT at MIDNIGHT my aunt's leaving for Switzerland on a business trip and that's the REAL BAD NEWS for you. Good news is, she promised to try and get Swiss chocs and Swatch watches! Woohoohoo. Eh, by the way harh, check out these cool websites: http://www.flashportal.com and http://missgeewantstotalk.blogspot.com. None of them are obscene or yuckky or whatever you think it is, trust me! (LOL, do you trust me?) well, I guess girls won't like the first website, which is flash portal but I think its really nice because it has cartoon drawn videos of stickk people and movie parodies and a lot of nice stuff like that. One of the movie parodies that I found there was entitled, "Merry Potter and his Merry day". Well, its about Harry Potter, oops sorry I meant Merry Potter, a boy wizard. In likeness to Harry Potter, Merry Potter also has a Merry friend coincidentally called Voldermort. However, since its Merry, it should be a blood free movie so Voldermort has a CRUSH on Merry Potter LOL. Voldermort is..homosexual. hahas. And the second website is the blog address of our school Chairman (more likely, Chairwoman) of the student council, none other than Geena Chatterji (tragedy?), and like her name suggests, she likes to chatter with her friends and for your information, she is in ELDDS. LOL. Well, salvaging the pieces of my daily life, last last week or something like that, we (2e4) went to the newater plant and the experience was HORRIFYING. I only told the guide she was cheating small kids then she sent me for the HORRIFYING, TERRIFYING, MUCH HATED BUTT DANCE. ITS WORST THAN THE KISSY IS HEALTHY DANCE on kids central. LOL. She made us spell missisipi! LOL. I complained that there where too many letter "s"es. I wanted to throw her into the UV light treatment chamber for that to kill all her dirty thoughts with UV light. She was prejudiced against boys! LOL. Then we went to the war museum and saw the atrocious acts of Changi University. I can already imagine a few courses to take at Changi University, but I shall keep my sh_ to myself.Then got the war memorial lah. Got bagpipe music also. First time hearing it. Okay, thats as long winded as I can get. Today got eight legged freaks on channel five. LOL. bye!
3:03 PM
Sunday, March 19, 2006
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I muiltilated Thomas the Choo Choo train's face!
6:35 PM
ALAMAK. March Holidays are going to END! Its the end of..THE WORLD (umm..Not really)!! Well, that was an exaggerating display of lame drama. LOL. ALAMAK.(What??) I CANNOT FIND "I'm a believer"(The Shrek Soundtrack) on iwebtunes! Disappointing..Hiax. On wednesday, me and Daryl went to watch "The Shaggy Dog". Well, guess you have actually seen the advertisement on TV at least. It says : " This is the tail (oops..TALE) of a man. Who became a dog. And emBARKED (pun) on the shaggiest adventure.." Haha. The song is really cute. Well..Today got "Pearl Harbor part II", kind of nice movie but I prefer the 7 o'clock show on Channel 8. I really am a BIG fan of Smash Mouth. They ROCK and I wish they had a concert in Singapore. By the way, last week was Kyan's birthday and his cake cost $180 dollars (really!!) It was a Thomas the Train design, and unfortunately, I ate his face. Poor Thomas. Suprisingly, his spirit lives in the souls of those who adore(YUCKS with a capital Y) Thomas the Choo Choo train. Chooo Chooo..Chug Chug Chug. Well, you should understand that my cousin is 1 year old and I am 13 and 3/4. Chooo Chooo..Chug Chug Chug. At least its better thann Bob the Builder, although many would beg to differ. Because Bob the Builder is nice too. Bob the Builder, can we fix it, Bob the Builder, yes we can! Still, my favourite is Sesame street! This is the song, lalalalala, Elmo's song! Elmo's loves his goldfish, and crayons too, that's Elmo's song! Well, anyway, I prefer reading MAR comics ( What's that? A comic found on mars?) NOPE. Its about a 14 year old boy who keeps dreaming about a land called MAR heaven. His name is..(drumroll please) Ginta Toramizu. He is practically a loser with lousy eyesight, weak physically, and short (don't look at me!!) then one day, he gets summoned to his dreamland, although he is not in dreamland, he is not sleeping or dreaming. A thing or whatever thing called the Gatekeeper Clown opens a door and he walks through and TAADAA. He's in the land of MAR. MAR stands for Marchen Awakens Romance. Then he emBARKED on a mystical journey and learns about dreamland things like ARMs, which are things like weapons which can be activated through accesories that are worn. And so, Ginta finds an OUT-OF-THE-WORLD ARM called Babbo, which seems like a stupid name to call something legendary and rare, but..oh well. This ARM can talk,walk,sleep,eat,shit,urine,etc. (Oops, no harm intended about the shit and urine, just a really crude word for waste material) and then he enBARKED on a journey to defeat the Chess Pieces who are the terrorists found in his dreamland.(Although they are not made of plastic) Each book costs $8.50 but worth an hour of reading pleasure. There's a few really cool reality TV shows now, such as The Biggest Loser( which is not so cool when your a loser, but they lose weight LOL), So You Think You Can Dance( I love seeing people breakdance, its cool) Survivor, Exile Island (NICE with a capital N). Anyway, these shows are nicer than the 3 year old shows like Sesame street LOL. Okay, anyway, (repeat word, minus 10 marks) I'm gonna have sushi for dinner! Yay! Okay, time for " Marvel Vs Capcom 2, New Age of Superheroes". Lastly but not leastly, I would like to wish everyone in 2e4 a better new school term ahead, which in my opinion, would be marvellous.
5:54 PM
"I'm A Believer"
I thought love was
Only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else
But not for me
Love was out to get to me
That's the way it seems
Disappointment haunted
All my dreams
And then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm in love
I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her
If I tried
I thought love was
More or less a given thing
But the more I gave the less
I got, oh yeah
What's the use in trying
All you get is pain
When I wanted sunshine
I got rain
And then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm in love
I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her
If I tried
What's the use in trying
All you get is pain
When I wanted sunshine
I got rain
And then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
I'm in love
I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her
If I tried
Then I saw her face
Now I'm a believer
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
Now I'm a believer
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm a believer
I'm a believer
I'm a believer
By Smash Mouth//*
Should I change the song for my blog temporarily? Yes I should.
5:50 PM
"All Star"
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll meI ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rule and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
[Chorus:]Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mould
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The waters getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire how about yours
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
[Repeat Chorus 2x]
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a conceptI could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
[Repeat Chorus]
Smash Mouth Rocks My Socks
5:36 PM
I'm going CRAZY over smash mouth. (Sorry its a glitch that happens everytime when I listen to " All Star") LOL.
5:35 PM
Sunday, March 12, 2006
Wah lau eh. Just came back from the Sec 2 orientation camp after going to the card shop and eating SOME lunch with Daryl. The camp was quite okay lah, but all the good things that happen have something bad to spoil them. For example (this is what happened during the camp), on day 1, I just met with my new group. I am only familiar with the boys..Shi Kang, Zi Xiang, Kester, Edward, Benjamin, Lionel, Jia Quan, Aniq and some Sec 2Ts. Well, on the first day, Xavier tore up Kester's book and threatened to beat him up at night (but didn't). I was like..how dare they. Then..I dunno what happened between me and Xavier on the second day but then we were playing the "Guess the letter game" ( no talking wan) So me and Xavier found our letters and were standing on the pads of our numbers. So, Mervyn (not bad as an instructor) told us to sit when we have found our own letters. Me and Xavier sat on our respective pads and then he started scraping his letter( the mini one) on the grill of the drain. I tried it out of curiosity and then Xavier said, " Stop copying me lar and don't give me that guai lan face" . So, Xavier threatened to beat me up but he didn't. The next day, which is today, something happened. We were doing area cleaning and I knew that he already angry about me le. Mervyn told us (me,Xavier,Lionel,Kester,Aniq and Zi Xiang) at first to split up and clear each of the dustbins( 2 of them, one near vending machines, other near the girls brigade notice board), but changed his mind after Xabier had left with Zi Xiang and Aniq for first dustbin (near vending machines) and he told us all to clear each dustbin TOGETHER. When I met rendezvous at the dustbin, Xavier demanded that we split up. I told him Mervyn's instructions since they were changed but he raised his voice, or sort of, so I decided to give in, but before I left, Xavier added, " Attitude arh?" , so I replied, " Yea." Then he gave me a punch to the jaw. ouchies. Then I didn't retialiate and then went to tell teacher( Was I rash?). You should know the punishment for attacking someone by now. School rules. Hiiiax. Its not that I was looking for the fight but I feel that I was doing the correct thing. If after the March holidays, Xavier wanna bring his gang to bash me up, so be it. I already did my best to satisfy him but 2T students are hard to make friends with, especially Xavier la. LOL. Sorry if I offended anyone, but as long as I'm concerned, I did my best in trying to satisfy the 2Ts, and I won over Bing Liang and Samuel. They are good friends and I INSIST THAT WE EXPRESS STUDENTS ARE NOT LOOKING DOWN ON THEM, unless you all do and I can't help it. I dunno what's wrong with Xavier and I'm not trying to give you a bad impression of him. I did it with good intentions then suddenly he backstabbed me in a sense of some sort. And I'm sorry Xavier, if I can't satisfy you because I don't know what I did to make you so angry. I'm just sick and tired of this kinda thing. Forget about it. Haaiix. Today is my favourite cousin's birthday, and he is turning 2 years old. I FORGOT TO GET HIM A PRESENT. Nooooo...LOL. Okay lah, if you all wanna be my enemy, so be it. I always try to make more friends and like what Casey said, more friends better than more enemies and that changed my perspective of view.This camp let me have more friends and enemies. Anyways, now the others are preparing for Kyan's( birthday boy!) birthday bash. This rocks my socks but I'm feeling tired and fed up. Haha. When they are busy making the birthday preparations, I shall go and take this chance to play Marvel versus Capcom 2 on my Dreamcast. Hahas. Ehh, everybody, tonight got "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen"..Hip Hip..Hooooray! They are the dream team! Tom Sawyer, Captain Nemo, Mr Hyde, Alan Quatermain, the Invisible man, and Dorian Gray were the super heros that I spent my lower primary years with. They rock my toes! ( doesn't rhyme..LOL..-.-") okay lar. I shall stop farting now and go play Dreamcast. Happy holidays to Singapore and everyone I know. Bye!
2:19 PM
Sunday, March 05, 2006
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw!!
2:59 PM
Oh yeah. 987fm is also holding this competition called the hollaback crew, something about a cheering group consisting of 7 percussionists, 1 singer or rapper, a dancer or two and a videographer. It seems cool so anybody want to join? Then we can see you on TV if you win. You'd be the world's first hollaback crew and the cash prize for being 1st is $20,000! (OMG..LOLX?) Not funny.
2:50 PM
His name is Don, his name is drew, and when you listen to Don and Drew there is nothing you can't do.
Fly or eat a shark
Take a muffin to the park
Get some wood and build an arc
Turn the lights off-gosh, that's dark!
Its amazing radio, he's eurasian, he's ang moh..don don don don don don don don don don, don don don don and drew, and drew and drew and drew and drew and drew and drew and..don don don don and drew. Sundays 7 to 8pm 987fm all around in podcast, podcasting.
As you can see, the Don and Drew show has been shifted to 7-8pm. Woot. They still rock my socks. Aww..what a disappointment..I couldn't go see Fort Minor live in Singapore. They rock my shoes.(does that rhyme?) I heard that they opened up for 50cent in his concert as part of his world tour in thailand for more than an hour! Well, in case you are still lagging in the nineteenth century, Fort Minor is a really rock-your-socks-or-money-back band. The lead singer is Mike Shinoda, who one of the members of Linkin Park. Alamak. You must have been gathering dust if you don't know who Linkin Park is larr. Just google Linkin Park and you will see pictures of a guy spitting on the ground and twanging his electric guitar. 987fm is my favorite radio station cause it has funky DJs, roking muzic, and all the superhero bands and duos and whatever. Okay. Anyway. Lets observe one minute of silence as I get a drink. Put down the sack, near the rack, stick it to a tack, and I'm back. Yesterday I saw on the news another savage homicidal incident. This 2 year old dudette was dead and nude. Found in Aljunied. Killed by her stepfather I think. That's really yukky and sadistic. Lets again, observe one minute of silence. Weell..I've received comments that my blog is lame. However, I am lame, so I have a lame blog. Use common sense. Yesterday harh..I went to the Pasar Malam arrh..and there was a VIKING SHIP! Its so big lorh, almost like the one that you find in Escape Theme Park. Then me and my sis go sit harh..and I was momentarily deaf for the shrieking loud screams. She was freaked out. LOLX. Also bought a new handphone pouch. Its crappy, and takes the shape of the cute, cuddly bear that Mr Bean has. Mr Bean is idolistic, he rocks my vocal chambers. I also bought a CD featuring the Gorillaz (orr horh..PIRATED LOLX) joking. (<--do you believe me?) The songs inside rock my slippers. Especially "Feel Good Inc." The chorus and rappy part rocks(stones). It goes like.." Windmill, windmill for the land, learn forever hand in hand, take it all in on your stride,it is sticking falling down, love forever love is freeless,let's turn forever you and me, windmill windmill for the land..is everybody in" You may be skeptical about this song, (especially kiasu and archaic parents) but it rocks my sandles. Hmm..another thing that's really really common this week is Rebbeca's shrieks of " Send me out, send me out" during WTL's lesson. Is WTL that good? (or bad if your optimistic) Is Ms Lau losing it? How come she keeps hollering her lungs out? I just found out that she teaches 6 FULL CLASSES w/o extra pay. That really sucks and if I were stuck in that dilemma I'd be up to my neck with stress and keep raising my voice. So lets observe 1/2 an hour-1 hour of silence during her lessons or she would lose her voice and we will fail Geography. Well, I've written such a long entry that its enough to cover the whole biography of my entire life so if i'm longwinded, close one eye leh. Just get the point.
2:17 PM